Gay Plants Take Over Heterosexual Awareness Month

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In a bold move that totally rips of our secret liberal idea to place liberal plants in conservative political arenas, the unaffiliated gay agenda has obviously placed their own plants within the online movement to bring awareness to heterosexuality, known as HeterosexualAwarenessMonth.com.

Though we haven’t yet confirmed this with the mysterious gay agenda, it’s clear that they’ve at least taken over promotional efforts within this proudly straight organization. It’s the only explanation for this:

Horses Making Out

I mean. The horses. The tongues. The random pun. There’s no way anyone who didn’t want to destroy an entire movement’s credibility would create and release this image.

In fact, we’re concerned that the gay agenda will have blown their cover by being to obvious. Leave the planting to the professionals, gay agenda.

Dear Paul Elam, Send Me $$$

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Men's Rights LOLSo there’s apparently going to be a Men’s Rights conference in Detroit, if they can manage to scrape the cash together and actually get people to go, because I guess Detroit hasn’t suffered enough. It’s gotten some actual press and feminists everywhere have been eye-rolling and fake-puking about it (some have also signed a petition to get it shut down, because damn, haven’t we all suffered enough?)

But according to Paul Elam, owner of Southern Poverty Law Center-listed hate site A Voice For Men, that’s not all feminists have been doing. They have also allegedly been sending death threats to the hotel that was going to host them, and so said hotel has allegedly demanded $35,000 extra for security. Paul Elam then announced that feminists should pay the tab, to prove that not all feminists are death threateners.

“We plan on launching a fundraiser tomorrow to address those needs, but I want to give the feminists who stand by free speech and assert decisively that these thugs do not represent what feminism is about, to have an early shot at helping us address the gender issues that impact men and boys in an open forum.”

You read right.

Paul Elam has admitted that if individuals behave badly, the entire group that the individuals belong to should be held responsible, #YesAllMen. Unless, of course, they pay up.

In this spirit, I would like to call upon Paul Elam and his cohorts to pay for my own personal body guard to accompany me whenever I go out, since members of his gender and his “movement” have made me feel uncomfortable and unsafe. For the rest of my natural life, this will cost quite a bit more than 35 grand, but you guys can contact me and we’ll work out an installment plan. I’ll probably also need a security system for my apartment, and a few years therapy wouldn’t hurt.

You know, unless Paul Elam wants to be forever associated with THOSE men and THOSE MRAs who have threatened me and other women.

Haha, just kidding of course. Paul Elam has already threatened like the entirety of womankind. Although for a little extra I might be persuaded to brush that off as being the fault of raging man-hormones. Let me know.

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